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huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired
Jul 24, 2014 / 233,761 notes

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

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Haven’t been on in foreeeever. Hardly any time… Here’s a badass jacket. It was $2.50!!!
Jul 24, 2014

Haven’t been on in foreeeever. Hardly any time… Here’s a badass jacket. It was $2.50!!!

Haven’t been on in foreeeever. Hardly any time… Here’s a badass jacket. It was $2.50!!!
Jul 24, 2014

Haven’t been on in foreeeever. Hardly any time… Here’s a badass jacket. It was $2.50!!!

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
Apr 28, 2014 / 514,728 notes

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

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Apr 23, 2014 / 315,209 notes

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

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Apr 23, 2014 / 215,208 notes

anexperimentallife:

kripke-is-my-king:

snaileggs:

voxlunch:

camwoodstock:

shaggy2pope:

grimandhopeless:

These are all extremely fair points

the first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level

the last one is the most true shit ever

boys get the good shit

girls get “sexy ___”

whats next “sexy object”

because that’s what people are seeing girls as

Windmill slam reblog

But sometimes you want that sexy powerful character so girls can be like “hell fucking yeah she’s hot and can kick ass and I can do the same” like wonder woman

you can be sexy and powerful without being unrealistic

Amen. The only advantage I can see to so many of these comic book superheroine outfits is that if someone (from anywhere on the gender spectrum) came after me in real life wearing something like that, I’d probably fall down laughing, thus giving them a free shot.

(I say this not just as a lifelong comics fan, but also as a military veteran, a lifelong martial artist, an author who writes the occasional bad-ass female hero, and a guy who—unfortunately—had to start street-fighting at age seven. I think that combination qualifies me to call my opinion an informed, and possibly even semi-professional one.)

And yes, as a matter of fact, it is perfectly possible to be sexy while being clothed and posed realistically (within the context of the fantasy world in which they exist, of course).

Just to give a few examples—Katee Sackhoff as Starbuck, Michelle Rodriguez in pretty much anything, Black Widow (both Scarlett Johannson’s movie version and the comic version), the new Captain Marvel, and Gina Torres as Zoë in “Firefly.” I’d throw in Summer Glau’s Firefly character, River, as well. Again, those are just a few. All sexy, and all bad-asses.

So yeah—No excuses.

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Apr 23, 2014 / 274 notes
third-round-charm:

distraction:

Not many people know the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together

Hey there. History nerd here… not many people know this “fact” because it’s not true. The universal heart shape we recognize today has nothing to do with the heart, actually. It has to do with early Roman birth control.The Romans used a plant called silphium to prevent pregnancy. It was so effective that it became a critical part of Rome’s economy and daily life. It was literally so important to their culture that the image of it’s seed were even imprinted on currency. It’s the exact shape of the heart we know today, and this is the first time it’s visage was ever recorded in history. It was so important to them, and so highly prized that they actually drove the plant into extinction by over harvesting it for use. This shape was so ingrained in their society’s conscious as a symbol of sexual liberation that it became associated with all aspects of intimacy, eg. sex, unity, and love.TL;DR: It’s not two hearts sewn together. It’s an ancient plant that Romans used to have gratuitous amounts of sex before condoms were around.
Apr 23, 2014 / 709,550 notes

third-round-charm:

distraction:

Not many people know the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together


Hey there. History nerd here… not many people know this “fact” because it’s not true. The universal heart shape we recognize today has nothing to do with the heart, actually. It has to do with early Roman birth control.

The Romans used a plant called silphium to prevent pregnancy. It was so effective that it became a critical part of Rome’s economy and daily life. It was literally so important to their culture that the image of it’s seed were even imprinted on currency.

It’s the exact shape of the heart we know today, and this is the first time it’s visage was ever recorded in history. It was so important to them, and so highly prized that they actually drove the plant into extinction by over harvesting it for use.

This shape was so ingrained in their society’s conscious as a symbol of sexual liberation that it became associated with all aspects of intimacy, eg. sex, unity, and love.

TL;DR:
It’s not two hearts sewn together. It’s an ancient plant that Romans used to have gratuitous amounts of sex before condoms were around.

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lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this


HELLA IMPORTANT!!!
Apr 23, 2014 / 766,009 notes

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

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Apr 23, 2014 / 38 notes

luckycompiler:

Joseph Mallord William Turner’s is considered to be the pre–cursor to impressionism and particularly affected the techniques of such artists as Claude Monet. His landscapes depicted the grandeur of nature and often focused on its unsullied qualities. Art critic John Ruskin thought his work, ‘stirringly and truthfully measure the moods of Nature.

Though there is some controversy about Turner’s actual birthdate the artist believed he was born on 23 April, 1775. Turner showed an inclination towards embracing art as his vocation early in his life. He travelled across Europe, starting from France and Switzerland, to enrich his experience and studied the famous artwork on exhibition in Louvre. The beauty of Venice naturally seduced his artistic senses. Its waterways found prominence in the portrayal of the city as seen in many of his paintings.

Turner’s personal life was marred by bouts of depression. He had very few friends and his father worked as his studio assistant for a number of years. Following his father’s death in 1829, his nervous condition grew worse. This talented artist’s journey on earth culminated on 19 December 1851. He left a part of his considerable fortune for the advancement of young artists in need of financial assistance. His stormy sea scenes introduce a flurry of emotions in the minds of every observer to this date. Turner believed,

There’s a sketch at every turn.

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wonderous-world:

Barred Owl Peek A Boo by Jennie Marie Schell
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